Warning: The following socks are so flashy, so bold, so utterly excessive, that they may cause permanent damage to your eyesight, social standing, or both.
But hey, who needs subtlety when you can have Blinging Socks of Doom, Blinging Socks of Disco, or Blinging Socks of Blinging?
Or perhaps you're looking for something a bit more... Subtle Socks?